Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‚New Car Interior‘. Rita Rudner This guy says, ‚I’m perfect for you, because I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.‘ I said, ‚Oh, a gay trucker?‘ Judy Tenuta Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. Jean Kerr Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison. Tim Allen I love men, even though they’re lying, cheating scumbags. Gwyneth Paltrow
