The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 – Light breakfast11:00 – Sunbathe12:30 – Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 – Shopping2:30 – Run into husband’s ex – notice she’s gained 30lbs.3:00 – Facial, massage, nap7:30 – Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10:00 – Make love11:30 – Pillow talk in his big strong armsHIM10:00 – Wake up10:02 – SEX10:10 – Big Breakfast11:30 – Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters2:15 – Enormous lunch with BEER3:15 – SEX3:25 – Play sports with the guys4:30 – Drink BEER with the guys6:30 – Meet Claudia Schiffer6:40 – SEX6:50 – Huge dinner, more BEER8:00 – Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer11:00 – Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER11:10 – Sleep2:30 – Fart
