1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: „Well, I have never played this badly before!“ Caddy: „I didn’t realize you had played before, sir!“3. Golfer: „My wife says if I don’t stop playing golf she’s going to leave me!“ Caddy: „I’m sure you will miss her terribly, sir!“4. Golfer: „Well caddy, do you like my game?“ Caddy: „Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.“
