Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out. … I feel a song coming on. … I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. … I have to bleach my hare. … I have too much guilt. … I just picked up a book called „Glue in Many Lands“ and I’m stuck on it… … I never go out on days that end in „Y.“ … I promised to help a friend re-fold road maps. … I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. … I’m having all my plants neutered. … I’m making a home movie called „The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator.“ … I’m too old for that stuff. … I’m too young for that stuff. … I’m touring China with a wok band. … I’m trying desperately to be less popular. … I’m uncomfortable when I’m alone or with others. … I’m waiting to see if I’m already a winner. … My bathroom tiles need grouting. … My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. … My mother would never let me hear the end of it. … My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
