There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.Bartender: „Sorry mister, can’t give it to ya.“ Mushroom: „C’mon, just one beer..please?“ Bartender: „Nope, can’t do it.“The mushroom looks around and says again, „C’mon, just..just one beer and then I’ll leave you alone.“ Bartender: „Look, for the last time…I’m not serving you the damn beer!“Finally the mushroom says to the bartender, „Hey, c’mon man…I’m a Fun-gi!“
