The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.FULL SIZED MATTRESS.20 YR. WARRANTY.LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING“WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS“FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.LOOKS LIKE A RAT…BEEN OUT AWHILE..BETTER BE REWARD.GEORGIA PEACHES- CALIFORNIA GROWN -89 cents lb.JOINING NUDIST COLONY!MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.COMMUNITY HEADLINE:ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARESFOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
