Getting a date.

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, „It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.“So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said „No,“ he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.She said, „Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?“He said, „Why,… Yes I am!“So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered,“Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!“