Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep.“You rotten bastard!“ yelled the husband…“I’m going to kill you!““Wait!, said Mrs. Jones“.You know that fur coat I got last winter?Well, he gave it to me.And that diamond ring we sold for $1000’s?Well, he gave it to me.And remember when we couldn’t aford a new car and I came home one day with a brand new chevy? Well, he gave it to me.After hearing all this, Mr. Jones exclaims…“For heaven sake woman, it’s drafty in here.““Cover him so he doesn’t catch cold!“
