A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, „You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we’re on the trucks ready to go. From now on we’re going to run this house the same way. When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say bell 3, we’re going to screw all night.The next night he came home from work and yelled, „Bell 1,“ and his wife took off all here clothes.“Bell 2,“ and his wife jumped into bed.“Bell3,“ and they began to screw.After 2 minutes his wife yelled, „Bell 4.““What’s this Bell 4?“ asked her husband.“More hose,“ she replied, „You’re nowhere near the fire!“
