Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. „I sure do,“ he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. „Wow!“ said his friend, „Where did you get that monster lighter?“ „I got it from my genie.“ „You have a genie?“ „Yes, right here in my golf bag.“ „Could I see him?“ He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, „Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?“ „Yes I will“ the genie replies. The friend asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing partner, „I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!“ He answers,“I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?“
