A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat.“What animal is this?“ she asked. „A cat!“ said Eddie.“Good job! Now, what is this animal?““A dog!“ said Eddie.“Good! Now what animal is this?“ she asked, holding up a picture of aDeer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,“It’s what your mom calls your dad.““A horny bastard,“ called out Eddie.
