A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussingtheir home lives.“Last night I made love to my wife four times,“ the Frenchmanbragged, „and this morning she made me delicious crepes andshe told me how much she adored me.““Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,“ the Italianresponded, „and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet andtold me she could never love another man.“When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,“And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?““Once,“ he replied.“Only once?“ the Italian arrogantly snorted. „And what did she sayto you this morning?““Don’t stop.“