A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casinoand finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, „Honey, pack your bags.I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.“His wife say, „That’s wonderful. What should I pack for…Europe, the Carribean?“He says, „I don’t care, just be gone when I get home.“
