A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, „If you shoot a deer, be sure not to let somebody else say he’s the one who shot it. Otherwise, he’ll take the deer from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it.“ The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind nearby. He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who’s hollering, „Awright, lady, awright–you can have the goddamn deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!“
