A husband and wife were in their back yard…

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented, „Boy, your ass is getting big.almost asbig as the gas grill here.“ She angrily stomped across the yard, and hefollowed saying, „Yep, that thing is getting huge.“ At this, the wiferetreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tapemeasure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, „It IS as big as the gasgrill!“Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves onhis wife. She just turned away. „C’mon, honey,“ he said, „what’s wrong?“Her cold reply was, „I’m not firing up this grill for just one littleweiner!“