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A list of redneck computer terms

|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick.Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache – Needed when you go to da store.Chip – Yer cusin’s uncle’s mother’s boyfriend’s name.Terminal – Time to call da undertaker.Crash – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited.Digital – The art of counting on your fingers.Diskette – A female Disco dancer.Hacker – Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.Hardcopy – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.Internet – Where cafeteria workers put their hair.Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.Mac – Big Bob’s favorite fast food.Megahertz – How your head feels after seventeen beers.Modem – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.Mouse pad – Where Mickey and Minnie live.Network – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line.Online – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.Rom – Where the pope lives.Screen – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.Serial port – A red wine you drink with breakfast.Superconductor – Amtrak’s Employee of the year.Scsi – What you call your week-old underwear.

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