A man calls his mother in Florida….

A man calls his mother in Florida. „Mom, how are you?““Not too good,“says the mother. „I’ve been very weak.“The son says, „Why are you so weak?“She says, „Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.“The man says, „That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, „Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filledwith food if you should call.“