A man comes to a doctor and…

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, „Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?““Oh, that’s not a problem for us men anymore!“ announces a proudphysician, „They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, thatdoes the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history.“So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merryway.A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on thestreet. „Doctor, Doctor!“ exclaims the man excitedly, „I’ve got tothank you! This drug is a miracle! It’s wonderful! I’ve had sexfourteen times in eight days!““Well, I’m glad to hear that“ says the pleased physician, „What doesyour wife think about it?““Wife?“ asks the man, „I haven’t even been home yet!“