A man was being interviewed for a job…

A man was being interviewed for a job. „Were you in the service?“ ask the interviewer. „Yes, I was a marine,“ responded the applicant. „Did you see any active duty?“ „I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.“ „May I ask what happened?“ „Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.“ „You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.“ „When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.“ „Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.“