A midget walks into the doctors and says…

A midget walks into the doctors and says, „Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls and I can’t do anything to stop ‚em itching“.The Doc says, „I can see the problem and I’ll fix it for ya“So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes.The doc finishes and says, „How’s that?“The midget says, „Fucking brilliant, what did you do?“The Doc says, „I trimmed back your high boots“