A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. „I’m afraid I have some very bad news,“ the doctor says. „You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.“ „Oh, that’s terrible!“ says the man. „How long have I got?“ „Ten,“ the doctor says sadly. „Ten?“ the man asks. „Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!“ „Nine…“
