A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication. The border official look s over his shoulder,and sees the tourist trying to write ‚Twice a week‘ intothe small space labeled ‚SEX‘. The official explains: „No, no, no. That is not what wemean by this question. We are asking ‚Male‘ or ‚Female‘.“ „Doesn’t matter,“ the tourist answers.