A tourist from the United States of America…

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcountry in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,“Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in frontof the White House in Washington D.C. and yell ‚PresidentClinton is a bastard!‘ and nothing would be done to me.“ TheCuban waiter replies, „We have that same freedom in Cuba. Icould stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing andnothing would be done to me too!“