A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to „The Unknown Soldier“. At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: „Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg“.The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.The resident replied, „As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.“