A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; itwouldn’t be as much work as say a dog, and it would be funto hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediatelyspotted a large beautiful parrot.She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare lookingand beautiful bird wasn’t more expensive, she agreed to buy it.The owner looked at her and said, „Look, I should tell you firstthat this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it sayspretty vulgar stuff.“The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have thebird. She said she would buy it anyway.The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.She hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for itto say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her,and said, „New house, new madam.“The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thoughtthat’s not so bad.A couple hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters returnedfrom school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them andsaid, „New house, new madam, new whores.“The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but thanbegan to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, thewoman’s husband came home from work. The bird looked at him andsaid, „New house, new madam, new whores, Hi George!“
