Addicted to the Web

|(Sung to the tune of „Winter Wonderland“)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin‘,From my mouth, drool is glist’nin‘,I’m happy — althoughMy boss let me go –Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There’s beard on my cheek,Same clothes for a week,Happily addicted to the Web!Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, „Yo, man!Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?“With a listless shrug, I mutter „No, man;I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!“I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,Who cares if somedayThey drag me away?I’m happily addicted to the Web!Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)