|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)a^2 – b^2 = ta – tba^2 – ta = b^2 – tba^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2a – t/2 = b – t/2a = bSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
