An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: „Tail gunner to pilot…Tail gunner to pilot..“The eagle says „what do you want?“The mouse asks how high up they are.The eagle thinks for a moment and then says „ohh about 5,000 ft.“The mouse then replies „You wouldn’t be shittin me now would ya??“