|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: „I have an inferiority complex.““Nothing I can do for you“, said the doc.“In the Army privates don’t have an inferiority complex… they’re just inferior…“——————————————————————————–An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: „When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike.““Well, I don’t think much of it either,“ replied the GI.