An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife,but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.Father: When was the last time you made a confession?Man: I never have, I am Jewish.Father: Then why are telling me all this?Man: I am telling everybody …