Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Januar 6, 2021 An old lady owned two monkeys… An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.“So you want them mounted?“ asked the taxidermist.To…
Januar 6, 2021 There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through… There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine…
Januar 6, 2021 Why don't oysters give to charity? Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Januar 6, 2021 Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ‚cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey fall outta the tree? ‚cause he was dead too…Why’d the…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Januar 6, 2021 Why does an elephant have four feet? Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito… What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It’s ass.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn