Januar 6, 2021 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking… Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, „I play…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking dog A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. „This is a talking dog,“ hesaid. „And you can have him for five dollars.“…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man is standing at the corner… A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg…
Januar 6, 2021 Beware of dog! Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless…
Januar 6, 2021 One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost… One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He…
Januar 6, 2021 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement… One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated…
Januar 6, 2021 This man goes into the doctor with his… This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: „What happened to you?“He says: „I was in Africa…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants have 4 feet? Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man… Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…