Januar 6, 2021 If I have a rooster and you have a donkey… If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of…
Januar 6, 2021 There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle… There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches…
Januar 6, 2021 A man in a state of excessive inebriation… A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth…
Januar 6, 2021 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a dog and a fox? What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Januar 6, 2021 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking… Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, „I play…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking dog A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. „This is a talking dog,“ hesaid. „And you can have him for five dollars.“…