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Januar 6, 2021 A man in a state of excessive inebriation… A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth…
Januar 6, 2021 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
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Januar 6, 2021 The best book on elephants The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account „The Elephant and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Man and wife at the zoo It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,…