Januar 6, 2021 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly… A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
Januar 6, 2021 What does a lion call a antelope? What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…
Januar 6, 2021 Pet owners There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does a dog lick his balls? Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo… A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture…
Januar 6, 2021 What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?“Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!“
Januar 6, 2021 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Januar 6, 2021 A gruesome murder A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, „Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the…