Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…
Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cats that enjoyed running together… There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when…
Januar 6, 2021 An irresolvable problem A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.“Have you always been that way?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…
Januar 6, 2021 Pet owners There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does a dog lick his balls? Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo… A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture…
Januar 6, 2021 What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?“Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!“
Januar 6, 2021 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.