A man went to his doctor and said, „I want to be castrated.““What?“ said the doctor, „surely you don’t want that.““Yes,“ said the man, „that’s what I want; I insist.“So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anaesthetized, and CHWOP! off they came. The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be socialable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for.“Oh, I was circumsized,“ the man said.“Son of a bitch! That’s the word I was looking for!“
