|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, „Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life?“The soprano answers, „Three.““Three times, fellows!“ says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle.“Ow! What was that for?“ asks the soprano.Pete explains, „Here in heaven, we stick you once for each false note you’ve sung down on Earth.““Oh,“ says the soprano, and is just about to step through the gates when she suddenly hears a horrible screaming from behind a door. „Oh my goodness, what is that?“ asks the soprano, horrified.“Oh,“ says Pete, „that’s a tenor we got some time back. He’s just about to start his third week in the sewing machine.“
