Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. „It’s terrible,“ she said, „I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.“ „I see. Have you done anything about it?“ asked the doctor. „Naturally,“ she replied, „I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night.“ „No,“ the doctor said, „I mean do you take anything?““Naturally,“ she answered, „I take a book.“
