Januar 6, 2021 Medical terminology |Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do when treatment failsBowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section — District…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman's dictionary |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally…
Januar 6, 2021 Hick computer terms |Log On: Makin‘ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin‘ an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin‘ the firewood off the…
Januar 6, 2021 Woman's instructions |THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are…
Januar 6, 2021 Guide for all women |A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M SLEEPY.I’m sleepy. I’M TIRED.I’m tired. I’VE GOTTA GO.Get out of…
Januar 6, 2021 The guide for all men |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need… = I wantIt s your decision…
Januar 6, 2021 A man's translations |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…“IT’S A…
Januar 6, 2021 Defining these words |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single…
Januar 6, 2021 Angering the Irishman |Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Mexican is at border |A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says „Sorry,…