Januar 6, 2021 Measuring on the job |There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Why English is tough |Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The farm was used to produce produce.3. The dump…
Januar 6, 2021 English is very strange |Did you know that „verb“ is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell them? If a…
Januar 6, 2021 Defining these words |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single…
Januar 6, 2021 Angering the Irishman |Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Mexican is at border |A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says „Sorry,…
Januar 6, 2021 Texas builds it larger |A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S. government would…
Januar 6, 2021 Abbott calling Costello |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager…