Januar 6, 2021 A husband with a computer addiction |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) |Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95:…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer history of the world |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word;…
Januar 6, 2021 Caring for floppy disks |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S. government would…
Januar 6, 2021 Abbott calling Costello |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager…