Januar 6, 2021 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S. government would…
Januar 6, 2021 Abbott calling Costello |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug of Christmas, my manager…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft runs the I.R.S. |If Microsoft Ran The IRS „Government should be run like a business.“ We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service…
Januar 6, 2021 New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans |At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was „Where do you want to go today?“ These are some alternative and probably…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. 2. Thou shalt…
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