Januar 6, 2021 What is the future |My horoscope read, „You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.“Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn’t read it.
Januar 6, 2021 Part of the service |Polceman: „I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.“Man: „What’s the charge?“Polceman: „Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all…
Januar 6, 2021 A missing person |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman…
Januar 6, 2021 Red fire fighter |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Disorderly conduct |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh,…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten ways to annoy your waiter |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, „Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?“8. After he describes…
Januar 6, 2021 A practical joke involving jello |Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food…
Januar 6, 2021 Improving fry cooking time |In January 1994, ‚The Economist‘ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O’Leary’s success stories about government research scientists hired out for…
Januar 6, 2021 You should learn to be more polite |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out…
Januar 6, 2021 Constantly complaining about the temperature |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,…