Januar 6, 2021 Trust a fellow officer |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde avoiding trees |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.“Mam, is there a reason that you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 The animal's warning |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, „Didn’t you know it…
Januar 6, 2021 Obey the speed limit |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He…
Januar 6, 2021 Thankful he's drunk |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers are greedy |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you have a bias? |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the…
Januar 6, 2021 Touring Washington |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid blonde driver |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, „I…
Januar 6, 2021 A blonde detective |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first…