Januar 6, 2021 Bring some more ammo |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: „Sir, I think I am…
Januar 6, 2021 Become more effective |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: „Sir, I just discovered something that…
Januar 6, 2021 Soldiers in Heaven |Little Willie asked his mother: „Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?““Of course they do!“ protested his mother. „What makes you ask?““There are so…
Januar 6, 2021 Let's see the world |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. „What made you join the Army?“ asked one. „Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join…
Januar 6, 2021 Impressing the others |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished…
Januar 6, 2021 Army fitness report |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the…
Januar 6, 2021 An inferiority complex |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: „I have an inferiority complex.““Nothing I can do for you“, said the doc.“In the Army privates don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Discuss track types |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said „those are deer tracks.“The second Marine…
Januar 6, 2021 High military ranks |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.“That’s the only way to command respect in the Army,“ his…
Januar 6, 2021 Fishing on the lake |A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors…