Januar 6, 2021 The Feline Diet |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now…
Januar 6, 2021 Dogs and Light Bulbs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to…
Januar 6, 2021 Horses at the Race |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Installing a Carpet |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes….
Januar 6, 2021 Looking to buy a frog? |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, „If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free…
Januar 6, 2021 Arriving home very drunk |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to…
Januar 6, 2021 I didn't get any money this time |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the…
Januar 6, 2021 You looked a lot like my wife |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to…
Januar 6, 2021 Making a bet at a bar |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a…
Januar 6, 2021 A nun arrives at the local bar |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears…