Januar 6, 2021 A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations… A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a…
Januar 6, 2021 Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog… Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they are. The first guy says „I’ll find out“ and putshis…
Januar 6, 2021 Two English sheep in a field Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other „I’m not feeling very well“The other turns around and replies“Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you’ll get us…
Januar 6, 2021 Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Drunk Scottsman There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and…
Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer animal jokes |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing a new bird |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and…
Januar 6, 2021 They're boasting about race records |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. „In the last 15 races, I’ve won…
Januar 6, 2021 A frog calls a psychic |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with…
Januar 6, 2021 These chickens want books |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‚Buk Buk BUK.‘ The librarian decides that the…