Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…
Januar 6, 2021 There was just a dog fight |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, „Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?““Yeah, I do!“ a biker says, standing up….
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very smart dog |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It…
Januar 6, 2021 A game of animal football |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. „I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen…
Januar 6, 2021 A cat's dictionary |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door…
Januar 6, 2021 Two fools are about to go flying |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined…
Januar 6, 2021 The amazing flying dog |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the first symptom of AIDS? What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman orders a chicken sandwhich… A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the…
Januar 6, 2021 What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.