Januar 6, 2021 Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theStar System at the top…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific theories I New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increaseswhen the…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific theories II New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The lack of an alphabet meansthe Chinese cannot use „acronyms“; thus,…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific theories III New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‚Why Yawning Is Contagious‘ Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure changeoutside your eardrums unbalances…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific thoeries IV New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific theories V New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in onegeographic area, they turn up…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific theories VI New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with…
Januar 6, 2021 The Three Laws of Thermodynamics The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t quit the game.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you embarrass an archeologist? Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Januar 6, 2021 Buffalo analogy A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and…